Teacher asks you to read out loud.
And you don’t even know the page they’re on.
What book are we reading ?!
WHAT FUCKING CLASS IS THIS?!
ABORT MISSION, I REAPEAT. ABORT MISSION.
(via laughbitches)
IF YOU DIDN’T THINK LORD FARQUAAD FROM SHREK WAS THE CREEPIEST THING YOU’VE EVER SEEN YOU’RE LYING TO YOURSELF
LORD FARQUAAD MORE LIKE LORD WHATTHEFUCKWHYWOULDTHEANIMATORSTHINKTHISISOKAYFORAKIDSMOVIEJESUS
(via i-suck-dick)
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach
When your teacher is mean but teaches really good
When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats
When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch
when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the dark arts
When you’re singing alone on a golf course
(via i-suck-dick)
I just wrote a poem about toast, the hunger is strong with me, but the lazy is a force far stronger
