Shout out to all the lucky gals that feel nothing when they’re on their periods while I feel like a fully grown dinosaur on a motorbike is trying to pop a wheelie right out of my vagoo.
Just a fraction of the cool stuff I learned when researching women’s history.
OHMYGOD GIMME MARSHAL NOW
where can I buy one omg
oHHHmygirdle sweet marshmalloww
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
IM GONNA SHIT MYSELF THEY HAD SOME PEOPLE IN MORPH SUITS PRETEND TO BE MONKEYS
Oh I’m sorry, were you going to finish that full beer?
I’m not even sure a wire brush could get that creeper clean.
okay I usually try to make it a rule to not reblog things to this blog
but exceptions must be made
this is the greatest frozen post no exceptions
im going to cry
non-Jewish people going on today about “reclaiming” Anne Frank as a “bi icon” or w/e make me really uncomfortable, because it has this ring of “all this time I thought she was just some Jewish kid, but now it turns out she’s one of us!!!!” like if you didn’t find Anne Frank’s story moving until you realized she shared some marker with you then maybe you should reconsider your whole approach to this whole “empathy” thing.